Righteous Felon Craft Beef Jerky Che-Potle Guevara

Righteous Felon Craft Beef Jerky Che-Potle Guevara. Smoke flavor added. No added nitrates. All natural*. Gluten free. A mild yet revolutionary chipotle spice. U.S. Inspected and Passed by Department of Agriculture Est. 18443. *Minimally processed. No artificial ingredients except for alcohol. Net wt 2 oz (56.7g). Criminally crafted for the unlawful appetite. In 1997, a band of three young, small-time crooks developed a recipe for a highly potent substance that went by the street name 'Jerky.' Within weeks, jerky flooded the streets of Chester County, PA. The gang was moving 10 kilos a week - pushing in the back alleys, the street corners, and the recess yards. Supply couldn't keep up with demand, and the boys got sloppy. In the fall of '98, a deal went awry in the 9th-grade hallway bathroom when a teacher caught the lads mid-chew. The three received 4 hard hours of after-school detention. Whilst on the inside, they became cell-mates with a man that went by the name 'G-off,' a notorious carnivore with a meat distribution network that stretched from Brazil to British Columbia. It was this cellmate-ship that altered the course of jerky trafficking, and American history, forever... Roseda Blach Angus Farm. Follow the righteouseness... @rightousfelon. Catch the test of the story at righteousfelon.com.