Oogave Soda, Agave Watermelon Cream 4 Ea

All natural agave soda. All the flavor. All the fun. None of the junk! Congratulations on making a better choice. Only 100 Calories Per Bottle: Less is more. Low-Glycemic: Say goodbye, sugar high. Certified Organic: Only the good things. Gluten-Free: None of the bad things. No High Fructose Corn Syrup: Oogave is a better way! Never Any Sodium Benzoate: Some stuff shouldn't go in our body. Nor is There Any Phosphoric Acid: Not on our watch! We Have Trace Minerals - Iron, Copper, Magnesium: No bad heavy metal! That is sooo 80's. Contains Inulin Fiber: Prebiotic happiness in every bottle. Completely Vegan: Dolphin safe! Kosher Certified: So says the Rabbi. Caffeine Free: You darn kids are hyper enough. Gluten-free, vegan, caffeine-free and low-glycemic. Things That Are True About Oogave Watermelon Cream: It's made with all-natural ingredients and colored with real vegetable juice, not red dye number 5. Despite the name, Oogave Watermelon Cream is dairy-free. The creamy flavor is derived from other subtle botanical notes. While quaffable, Oogave Watermelon Cream also pairs nicely with both hearty and lighter dishes. We recommend placing an Oogave inside sticker in the corner of your front living room window. In the unlikely event of a fire, firemen will double their efforts to save your home. It's a good idea to share any recovered Oogave Watermelon Cream with the first responders in gratitude. Here's a fun trick to play on your mooch friends: Replace the label of a traditional soda with an Oogave label. For extra entertainment, try with a bottle vinegar. Makes a wonderful prize for a game of dodge ball, but please keep it clear of the game field. You like root beer floats? You're going to love Oogave Watermelon Cream floats. For an out of this world experience, substitute the normal vanilla ice cream with mint chocolate chip! Oogave may increase your desire to stop drinking other sodas. Oogave is not intended to cure or treat any illnesses, except for the chronic boredom, ho-humness, and sugar-blues caused by average soft drinks. Increase your consumption of Oogave if you experience the following symptoms: zen-like happiness, good times, all around well being. Certified organic by the Colorado Dept of Agriculture. Made in the USA.