Oogave Soda, Agave, Grapefruit 4 Ea

Oogave may increase your desire to stop drinking other sodas. USDA Organic. Oogave is not intended to cure or treat any illnesses, except for the chronic boredom, ho-humness, and sugar-blues caused by average soft drinks. Increase your consumption of oogave if you experience the following symptoms: Zen-like happiness; good times; all around well being. Things Are True About Oograve Grapefruit: There's no bitterness in this beautiful beverage. We kept a more subtle grapefruit flavor to avoid the chance of sour soda face. Each bottle of Oogave is lovingly crafted with nothing but 100% organic agave nectar. . Things That May be True About Oograve Grapefruit: it's never too late to try Oogave Grapefruit; however, it may be too late to claim that you were drinking it before it was popular. Oogave Grapefruit should never be transported in the passenger seat of a moving vehicle when the air bag is turned on. other uses for Oogave Grapefruit:Take Oogave Grapefruit to your future in-laws to smooth over any disappointment they may have that you are marrying their son or daughter. Make Your Life More Efficient: No more time consuming peeling and slicing of grapefruit. Make Your Life Safer: Avoid a rogue spray of grapefruit juice to the eyes. Only 100 calories per bottle. Less is more. Low-Glycemic: Say goodbye, sugar high. Certified Organic: only the good thing. Gluten-Free: None of the bad things. No High Fructose Coin Syrup: Oogave is a better way! Never Any Sodium Benzoate: Some stuff shouldn't go in your body. Nor is There Any Phosphoric Acid: Not on our watch! We Have Trace Minerals - Iron, Copper, Magnesium: No bad heavy metal! That is sooo 80's. Contains Inulin Fiber: Prebiotic happiness in every bottle. Completely Vegan: Dolphin safe! Kosher Certified: So says the Rabbi. Caffeine Free: You darn kids are hyper enough. Made in the USA.